Dinner in a Bottle: MeatWater!
The Skinny: The future is here but in liquid form and not pills! Made with the “finest protein, an organic compound composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.” MeatWater boasts over 64 flavors like Shrimp Salad, Dirty Hot Dog, Peking Duck, Venison Confit, Pigs with Wings, Italian Meatballs, Brunch Omelette, Liverwurst Sandwich, Mountain Oysters, Carpaccio, Sushi, Cheese Burger, and Haggis. It serves as a substitution for protein shakes that taste like faux Oreos or pina colada.
Seems pretty disgusting, but on the bright side, when the world ends in 2012 all you need to do is stock up on Meat Water and remanence when farm animals used to be around. mmm…. Escargot water!
Also, you can make some nice meaty cocktail drinks with it!
“Liverwurst Limousine” cocktail recipe
• 2/3 oz Lemon flavored Vodka
• 1/3 oz lime juice
• 2 oz MeatWater™ Liverwurst Sandwich
• 3 lime wedges
• 1 slice of cucumber
Fill Vodka into glass, add lime juice, add ice and lime wedges and top with MeatWater™ Liverwurst Sandwich, stir until smooth, garnish with a slice of cucumber and serve.
VARIATION: Substitute a chili pepper for the cucumber slice. Hold the chili pepper in a lighted match over the drink and then drop it in. The heat really zips up the MeatWater flavor.
For more info visit their website.
Song: MeatWater Song